April 24, 2006

"This is no boating accident"

Richard Dreyfus - top ten movie lines! I needed to say this as Japan (Nikkei) was off 500 points last night.

Since you are reading this - some funny sex jokes seem appropriate.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
Jerry Seinfeld

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Unanimous

 " It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
George Burns

 

Comments:
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i am loving the comedy

spend some more time on it

rock
 
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