April 24, 2006
"This is no boating accident"
Since you are reading this - some funny sex jokes seem appropriate.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."